May 2013
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
how do u address the meme king
u madjesty
meladoodle:
sexydanhowell:
meladoodle:
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
What?
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog...
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
damonwells:
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
rnackenzie:
how to destroy a family: let them play mario party
skypestripper:
hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
ozzyosborntodie:
can Dora find you a sense of humor
youmeatballs:
what a good url let’s go to their blo-
xoch-ipilli:
Why is my penis so small.
“i love lamp”
– Justin Bieber (via gamsee)
tapdancers:
How To Make Cake In A Mug! (NO MICROWAVE OR OVEN NEEDED)
Just follow these steps:
Buy a FUCKING CAKE
FUCKIGN
SMASH THE THING INTO A MUG
EAT IT AL LAT ONCE
eggzakery:
*gorillaz feel good inc laugh*
snapchatting:
thegirlsontv:
snapchatting:
i just time traveled
don’t believe me? well look at this
u time traveled and all u fucking did was play around on the computer
yeah
i my if was gay
me: im son gay was
my son: what
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
glamourousqueen:
tsarcasm:
niickandopoliis:
what do people even SAY during sex????
pitbull lyrics
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
chickensandwich:
bitch put the trashcan on your head and sit in the corner
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
harrysthefather:
DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON