Move away from my door please we’re a peaceful neighbourhood here *white voice*
man can a nigga get a “who dere?” shit fuck yall
I don’t know what drug that is but you’ll find none of it here, 50 Cents *white voice again*
Things not to say during sex:
- Do you want this spearmint dick?
- Drake and the Weeknd had a fight?
- Are you gunna eat that or no…?
- Are you sure you don’t want this spearmint dick?
if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel
i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.
don’t back out now u pussy
its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful